licayajones:

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my valentines day.





Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Kevin G! I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!





Girls that have a date on Valentines Day.

Girls that don’t have a date.

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  • A dozen roses: $12
  • a box of chocolates: $10
  • a happy valentines day card: $2
  • still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.